letters to God

These are actual letters that kids have written to God. This was done in a Sunday School class and were too cute to miss. :)

Dear God… It rained for our whole vacation and my father was mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but hope you will not hurt him anyway.

Dear God... Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Dear God... Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now?

Dear God... I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?

Dear God… I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.

Dear God… I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.

Dear God... In school they told us what you do. Who does it when you are on vacation?

Dear God… I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.

Dear God... Are you really invisible or is it just a trick?

Dear God... I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.

Dear God... If you give me a genie like Aladdin, I will give You anything You want, except my money or my chess set.

Dear God... My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha Ha...

Dear God... We read Thomas Edison made light. But in sunday school, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.

Dear God... Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Dear God… I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.

Dear God… I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!

The hate letter

Read this "HATE letter". It is so funny and creative. This is a love letter from a boy to a girl... However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop their relationship... And hence... The boy wrote this letter to the girl.. He knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter...

1  "The great love that I have for you

2  is gone, and I find my dislike for you

3  grows every day. When I see you,

4  I do not even like your face;

5  the one thing that I want to do is to

6  look at other girls. I never wanted to

7  marry you. Our last conversation

8  was very boring and has not

9  made me look forward to seeing you again.

10  You think only of yourself.

11  If we were married, I know that I would find

12  life very difficult, and I would have no

13  pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

14  to give, but it is not something that

15  I want to give to you. No one is more

16  foolish and selfish than you, and you are not

17  able to care for me and help me.

18  I sincerely want you to understand that

19  I speak the truth. You will do me a favor

20  if you think this is the end. Do not try

21  to answer this. Your letters are full of

22  things that do not interest me. You have no

23  true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,

24  I do not care for you. Please do not think that

25  I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning - only read Lines 1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19.21.23.25. (Lines with odd numbers) So.. Please try reading it again! It's so smart and sweet... :)

Stories About Love " I Want a Divorce."

A married couple is in a car along the highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.

Her husband looks at her abruptly and started speaking in a clear voice.

He says, "Darling, I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing. She keeps her eyes on the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to forty-five miles per hour.

The husband speaks again.

This time, he said, "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend and she's a far better lover than you."

Again the wife stays quiet. However, she grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to fifty-five miles per hour.

He pushes his luck.

"I want the house." He demands.

The car is now travelling at sixty miles per hour.

"I want the car too." He continues.

The speedometer reads sixty-five miles per hour.

"And," he says,

"I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards, the boat and our dog!"

The car slowly begins veering towards a massive concrete bridge.

This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife replies at last in a quiet and controlled voice.

"No, I've got everything I need." She says.

"Oh, really?" He inquires.

"So what exactly have you got?

Just before they slam into the wall at seventy-five miles per hour, the wife turns to him and says, "The airbag."

Never underestimate the rationalization of a woman.

Funny Story < Always by my Side >

A man was walking across the road when he met with an accident. The impact on his head caused him to be in a coma for two days.

When he opened his eyes, his wife was by his side.

He told her (in tears), "When I was struggling with my studies in the University, I failed again and again. Sometimes I even have to re-take my papers. You were there by my side, encouraging me to go on trying."

She squeezed his hands as he continued, "When I went for major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs, you were there, cutting out the job ads for me to apply..."

He added, " ...then I started working in this little firm and finally got a big contract. I blew it because of a small mistake. But you were still there for me."

His wife was in tears.

The man said, "I finally got a job after being laid off for quite some time. But I never seem to be promoted and my hard work was not recognized. I remained in the same position from the day I joined the company till now. You are still beside me..."

His wife's tears trickled down as she listened to him, "And now I met with an accident and when I woke up, you are here with me. There's something I really like to say to you..."

She flung herself on the bed and hugged her husband, sobbing with deep emotion. Finally her husband said,

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"I think you bring me bad luck."

Cute Love Story The Salty Coffee

 He met her at a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him.
At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, and she thought to herself, "Please, let me go home..."
Suddenly he asked the waiter, "Would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee." Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously, "Why you have this hobby?" He replied, "When I was a little boy, I lived near the sea, I liked playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there." While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched. That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home... Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family.
That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story. They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee! Then the story was just like every beautiful love story, the princess married to the prince, and then they were living the happy life... And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee, as she knew that's the way he liked it.
After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said, "My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life's lie. This was the only lie I said to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt. It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead. I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything... Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth, I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste... But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life, even though I have to drink the salty coffee again."
Her tears made the letter totally wet. Someday, someone asked her, "What's the taste of salty coffee?" She replied, "It's sweet."
Pass this to everyone because love is not to forget but to forgive, not to see but understand, not to hear but to listen, not to let go but HOLD ON!!!!